where have i gone?

mexico on my arm

In case you were thinking that I’ve given up on my blog, I thought I’d let you know that I haven’t. But my poor cat Mexico, who’s been my baby for 15 years and 4 months, is having some serious health issues, and I’m not in the mood for communication while we’re going through it. I’ll be back eventually…

now i’ve seen everything, part 1

train vs killer tornado

So here’s how I see this train’s thought process going.
1. I’m a train, I’m a train. I’m big and heavy and I’m a train. I’m a train.
2. Still a train. Rockin’ back and forth, movin’ along, I’m a train.
3. Startin’ to rain and I’m a train. Drizzle drizzle, movin’ a long, rain don’t stop a train.
4. Lots of rain, still a train. Trees swishing around like crazy, I’m a train.
5. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. GOD HELP ME, OH MY GOD.
6. THE TANK CAR! IT’S NOT STOPPING, OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING DEAD!
7. WHY GOD, WHYYYYYY? I’M JUST A TRAIN I DIDN’T DESERVE THIS, WHYYYYYYYY?

we are silly

Usually when you see a show’s creators at a convention, they don’t have the entire audience yell profanity at the top of their lungs. Usually.
It was great seeing all you fans at Anime Expo 2009! See ya all next year!

sewer monsters, anyone?

I think this goes far beyond flushing baby crocodiles down the toilet.
What the hell could this be? A li’l sewer-investigating robot took these videos in South Carolina and has been baffling people ever since. Has our sewer crap spawned new life? Is this all a stupid hoax? Or maybe under that crap is just a giant sac of spider eggs caught in sewer goop.
Either way, it’s D&D come to life.